Disney “plot holes” explained.
'Religious' is a false friend in this one – 'sacrilegious' comes from the Latin 'sacrilegus', 'stealer of sacred things', which is made up of 'sacr-', 'sacred', + legere, 'gather'. https://t.co/JRD2WCUmF8
— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) May 14, 2022
We don't talk enough about weird UK county abbreviations.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) May 14, 2022
Hampshire = Hants
Oxfordshire = Oxon
Shropshire = Salop?!
They're adding letters!
The others need to join in. The campaign starts here for:
Norfolk = Nelk
Berkshire = Bacon
Essex = Ex£!&?
Here are the best Graham Norton one-liners during #Eurovision 2022. pic.twitter.com/HIKMNCbzUz
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 15, 2022
Ukraine getting 431 out of a maximum possible 468 from the European public. That's incredible. #Eurovision
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 14, 2022
To people who said we can’t win/will always come last, I hope we have changed that narrative. I’m so bored of the chat of people will never vote for us because of politics/brexit etc. Send a good song and act, Quite a lot of votes really.. be proud that we came second tonight ❤️
— Scott Mills (@scott_mills) May 15, 2022
Another reason that Sam Ryder is brilliant!
— Lucinda King (@Lucinda_King) May 14, 2022
Comforting Marius Bear after he received nil points from the public vote.#Eurovision #ESC2022
Via @eurovision insta pic.twitter.com/h1pUxi6Xdc
If you have a strong work ethic, you will work at an office, at home, at a coffee shop, train or even plane; literally, anywhere.
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) May 14, 2022
If you have a weak work ethic, you’re distracted by cheese, and don’t bother reading the Brexit deal you sign.
If MPs can feed themselves on 30p a day, why are they given £25 a day food allowance when they stay outside of their constituencies? Surely that should be 30p a day?
— Stop the Genocide (@eryxian46) May 16, 2022
Had a minor panic attack about the cost of living but turned out my toddler had ordered 220 magnum minis pic.twitter.com/WprRNGV3Of
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 16, 2022
The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune. pic.twitter.com/ldfjmm5JoQ
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 17, 2022
I've been in touch with the hospital, who were extremely supportive: we're hopefully going to make a tree happen. For all the Shrutis. https://t.co/qM5z2Ze3F5
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) May 17, 2022
#DerryGirls This shot says it all. Peace in Northern Ireland must be protected. pic.twitter.com/pD4GqljPpB
— Emma Ackland (@AcklandEmma) May 18, 2022
If there’s one group you can trust to do the right thing all on their own it’s oil companies https://t.co/CwMoZw1e3I
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 18, 2022
They don't care. https://t.co/IzMcw0SPNr
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) May 17, 2022
Well this is a first…
— Elliot Darby (@elliotdarby) May 18, 2022
No GDPR in Morocco, clearly 🤣 pic.twitter.com/iTGE0Ea8sa
The Association of Ocean Rowers is known by the incredibly unsatisfying acronym: AOR.
— James Harkin (@JamesHarkin) May 18, 2022
Hey Twitter show me an example of a Freudian slip… https://t.co/5gsll5HsVV
— Jon Yates (@jonpayates) May 19, 2022
Two years ago, Sunak provided unlimited £20 subsidies for middle-class couples' restaurant bills. This morning on the Today Programme, there was earnest debate over whether kids on free school meals should get one potato or two.
— David__Osland (@David__Osland) May 18, 2022
My mother shielding the robot lawn mower from the rain. Somebody please make a sitcom about my family. pic.twitter.com/4FYntd2Dd5
— Frances Fitzpatrick (@FrancesW96) May 18, 2022
As a fan of ephemera and heavy user of the rail network for 20 years, I loved this. Unlucky ever to be finished because paper tickets all but gone; sort of adds to it. I didn’t exactly mind that the instigator was called Elliott Badger, either. pic.twitter.com/SKLwGPEJFR
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) May 18, 2022
Someone at the Met Police needs to explain how Sue Gray was able to investigate more Downing St parties than they were
— Stop the Genocide (@eryxian46) May 20, 2022
If I wanted one of my employees to write an independent report about me, I’d be sure to have a secret meeting with them just to make sure it was definitely, definitely independent. Oh yes.
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) May 21, 2022
World:
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) May 20, 2022
—Our problem is outside of us
—The solution lies within us
Gospel:
—Our problem lies within us
—The solution is outside of us
ineke.co.uk 
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